Did you hear the rumors yesterday that an Eva Mendes sex tape was about to surface?

Well it did. But it’s a Funny or Die spoof.

If it seems sort of random that Eva would do a spoof sex tape..it’s not. She is currently in the middle of a promotional tour for the film The Other Guys in which she stars alongside Will Ferrell (Funny or Die creator) and Mark Wahlberg.

The film is about two mismatched New York City detectives who seize an opportunity to step up from desk jobs to try their hand at becoming hero cops.Eva plays the long-suffering wife of Will Ferrell’s character and the film opens in the UK on September 2.

Eva Mendes strips down (again) for Calvin Klein. This time she is all oily and sweaty on the beach with male model Jamie Dornan.

You have to respect CK for sticking with what works. From way back in the Brooke Shields day, using celebs nearly naked to sell perfume, underwear and jeans has been a huge success for them.

Eva Mendes must have not been able to sleep on the flight to Venice Tuesday night because she looked like death-warmed-over-and-puffy at the Venice Film Festival Wednesday. Eva showed up looking rode-hard-and-put-away-wet at the photo call for the Italian epic Baaria. Not at all what we expect from her.

Of course she could have just been out getting her Italian freak on Tuesday night.  But I’m gonna go with the ‘not enough sleep’ option for the puffy eyes because we all know she’s been to rehab so I’m sure she wasn’t out drinking good Italian wine all night.

It’s all good though, Eva got some sleep and looked gorg again when she walked the carpet with Nicolas Cage at the Bad Lieutenant photo call.

I’m getting sort of bored with Eva Mendes. She is playing the sex-pot card way too often. She needs to sink her teeth into an ugly role to get our respect back. You know, a’la Charlize Theron in Monster.

I’m starting to think that Eva Mendes may have been in rehab for a sex addiction. Every time I read an interview with her I find out more about her sex life. Just a few days ago we found out that she was crushin’ on Mick Jagger, then she let it slip at fashion week that she’s had sex in all 50 states.

“I’ve had sex in all 50 states. A lot of it was on a road trip I took when I was younger.” Mendes claimed that the top-notch nookie was in Arizona and Colorado. “Maybe it was the clear air, or the quiet, or the endless sky… whatever it was, it was really, really good.” The worst sex? Alaska. I’d really like a do-over on that state,” Mendes added.

Eva is well on her way to becoming a modern day sex kitten. Meow!

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