Jennifer Aniston will appear on The Ellen Degeneres Show February 3rd..and as always on Ellen…it’s interesting. This time around Jen and Ellen talk adoption and celebrity gossip bullying. Apparently Jen recently ran into that ugly-celebrity-hypocrite-blogger-that mocks and draws all over everyone while he cries “stop the gay bullying” every chance he gets.  A-hole.

On Adoption:

Ellen: “Are you going to adopt another dog, I heard?”
Jennifer: “What?”
Ellen: “People tell me things.”
Jennifer: “I think you’re confusing that with the Mexican child I’m supposedly adopting.”
Ellen: “Oh, are you going to adopt a Mexican child?”
Jennifer: “No, I’m not adopting a Mexican child. Adam Sandler adopted four last week and that never even got mentioned. No, I’m not adopting any children.”
Ellen: “No?”
Jennifer: “No. And no doggies right now.”

On A-hole Blogger Turning Over A New Leaf

Ellen: “We should talk about Perez Hilton because Perez Hilton was a guy who was doing some nasty things to a lot of celebrities. He was on our show and was talking about how it was going to change. When the bullying thing was happening and a lot of kids were committing suicide, he realized he was a bully. He told one of our producers that basically he started thinking about it because you confronted him about it. I think it’s a fascinating story. I’d like you to share.”
Jennifer: “I did. I ran into Perez Hilton in a garage. One of those moments you just never expect to happen. I had finished dinner with a girlfriend and we were driving out and I saw this tall, long, lean person and I say, ‘Who is that?’ And she says, ‘I think that’s Perez Hilton.’ I said, ‘No. I have to say something to him. I have to.’ So I pulled up and we were sort of scoping each other out as I was pulling the car up. I just rolled down the window and I was like, ‘Hi.’ And he went, ‘Hi.’ We stood there like two deer in headlights. And I just said, ‘Come here. Just talk to me for a second.’ It was one of those great moments. It was a lovely meeting and I was just like, ‘Why are you so mean?’ There’s something really great about putting a human being in front of another human being and then the reality that those words, even if it’s for humor or effect or whatever, there’s a human being behind all of that…And he’s kept it up too which is good.”
Ellen: “Because of you.”
Jennifer: “I say good for him and keep it up.”

Katy Perry announced on a taped appearance of The Ellen Degneres Show set to air today that she will be officially changing her name to Katy Brand. Sweet.

Katy says she in the process of legally changing her last name, which is really no big deal because Perry isn’t her real last name anyway. Her maiden name is Hudson but she changed it to her mother maiden name to avoid being confused with actress Kate Hudson.

Katy told Ellen that people are already called her Brand anyway..so why not do it.  “Sometimes when people try to get my attention. Like if I’m at an event or something like that and they want special attention. They go, “Mrs. Brand!” and I go shwoosh [looking back].”

If you want more Katy click here to see her pictures from Maxim magazine January 2011 issue.

It seems like tons of celebrities have taken the teenage suicide/gay bullying problem as their pet project lately. Many speaking out on how they were bullied in school. But you know shit is serious when Madonna takes the time out of her very busy and photo shopped life to crusade against the gay haters.

On why she’s speaking out against bullying:

“Well, I just feel it would be incredible remiss of me to not say something. I’m incredibly disturbed and saddened by the overwhelming number of teen suicides that have been reported lately because of bullying. Suicide in general is disturbing. Teenagers committing suicide is extremely disturbing but to hear that teenagers are taking their lives because they are being bullied in schools and dormitories, what have you, is kind of unfathomable. I know a number of people have spoken out about it but I feel like I need to say something. The gay community has been incredibly supportive of me. I wouldn’t have a career if it weren’t for the gay community…I have a teenage daughter and I have ongoing discussions with her about this topic so I feel like I need to say a few words…”

On how out of control the situation is :

“The concept that we are torturing teenagers because they are gay. It’s kind of like I said earlier. It’s unfathomable. It’s like lynching black people or Hitler exterminating Jews. Sorry if I’m going on a rampage right now but this is America. The land of the free and the home of the brave.”

On how we should all mind our own business:

“I think it would be interesting for everybody to try one simple experiment. If you want to talk about solutions or how can we solve this problem? Try to get through the day each and everyone of us…without gossiping about somebody. Without gossiping about anybody. And not only that. Not even listening to gossip. Walking away from it. Can you imagine what your day would be like? How much more free time you’d have? I also feel like you’d feel about better about yourself.

**I totally agree. Don’t gossip about the real people in your life. But celebrities don’t count, so reading my blog is perfectly ok.

I don’t know how Ellen Degeneres gets these guys to do these bits. If you thought the Dennis Quaid/Starbucks bit that Ellen orchestrated was funny..check out this hilarious video of David Beckham getting a massage…and repeating random funny things that Ellen is feeding him.

Ellen DeGeneres is leaving “American Idol” after one season as a judge for the hit Fox TV singing contest. Surprised? Not so much. I don’t think that was really a good fit for her.

So with Ellen not returning for the 10th season, there are now two vacancies on its judging panel. Fox has yet to announce a replacement for Simon Cowell, although names like Brett Michaels, Chris Isaack, Jessica Simpson and Courtney Love are being thrown around.

Let’s hope Fox takes this opportunity to revamp the judges panel ….for the better this time.

I vote for Courtney Love and Brett Michaels. They would totally offset all the “dawgs” coming from the other end of the table.