From the “I really don’t give a sh*t file but it’s big news for some reason’ file….Bristol Palin has confirmed that she has dumped her baby daddy again..and she will be moving back in with her mother.

I don’t know why anyone is surprised…this is what teenage parents do. They try to play house, fail miserably and end up back at home where the grandparents raise the grandkids.

Bristol said, “It’s over. I broke up with him. The final straw was him flying to Hollywood for what he told me was to see some hunting show but come to find out it was that music video mocking my family. He’s just obsessed with the limelight and I got played.”

How mean is this? Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson the night before her birthday party. I hate Jessica Simpson and this seems cold even to me. Friends of the quarterback say this has been a long time coming. Apparently she’s been grinding on his nerves (much like she does mine) for some time now. To be fair, he probably broke up with her so he wouldn’t have to go to a lame Ken and Barbie party.

A source close to Simpson confirms they broke up the night before her 29th birthday July 10. She was supposed to celebrate with a Ken and Barbie-themed party. (On Simpson’s birthday, Romo spent the night at Los Angeles hot spot My House.) “She canceled her party because of this,” the source tells Us. “She’s doing OK.”

But Jess is twittering that all is good and that she is just soldiering on until Tony realizes he misses those DD’s and they get back together.

“Barbie party didn’t happen, but I turned 29 and feel like I am on top of the world yelling I LOVE GETTING OLDER!” she wrote on her Twitter page Saturday.

Later, she wrote: “Everyone needs to know that hope floats…grab the strings and pull it back to you… Falling asleep with my mom and the dogs. Please, Lord, give all of my beautiful fans, friends, enemies, and family rest. Bring all of us peace.”

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I don’t usually feel empathy for celebrities, but how can you not feel bad for Jennifer Aniston.  When is home girl going to catch a break? British tabloids are reporting this morning that John Mayer has ended their relationship because she wasn’t ready for marriage and babies.

“There’s been a bit of tension for some time,” says a source close to 30-year-old John. “They initially opted for a break, hoping a trial split might make them stronger. Sadly it doesn’t seem to have worked.

“John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn’t ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved.

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