Audrina Patridge was voted off Dancing with the Stars this week and her mother Lynn was obviously not happy about it. Caught on camera very drunk outside LA restaurant Beso, Lynn told the paps how she really feels.

“Audrina is going to f***ing rise. She’s got class. She’s a Polish, Catholic, f***ing full-on Italian. Not only that, she was raised right. And I don’t give a s***t. It’s all American.”

She also called her daughter’s former ‘The Hills’ costars “tramps” and took aim in particular at Lauren Conrad.

“We’re going to f***ing smoke, especially Lauren Conrad’s pissy a** little fashion s***,” she slurred. “That b***h wants to bring it on? Let’s go!”

This video is definitely worth a watch…but homegirl drops the F-Bomb like mad so turn the volume down if you are at work.

While Samantha Ronson was at a gig in San Francisco Friday night, Lindsay Lohan drank all her pain away at a party in the Hollywood Hills. It was a late one LiLo…she didn’t even head out with her longtime buddy Patrick Aufdencamp until 2am.

“People were pouring vodka into her red party cup all night,” a guest tells OK!  “She was way beyond incoherent. She was totally smashed and couldn’t even form a sentence. She looked so lonely and lost.” Lindsay stayed at the get-together until just before 3 AM and then moved on to her next pre-dawn party.

Buckle your seat belts kids. It’s going to be a long, bumpy ride until LiLo heads back to rehab.

Shia LaBeouf’s boss says that he was not drunk when he flipped his big old truck earlier this week. Michael Bay, director of ‘Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen‘ is trying to get some good spin going for his boy. In an interview with Access Hollywood that will air August 1^st, Bay claims that his best money-maker was not under the influence at the time of the crash.

“You’re gonna see – that’s gonna go away,” Bay said. “That’s fresh news… He was not drunk. He was drinking hours and hours before.”

Bay goes on to say that the DUI charges will soon be dropped, all will be good, people will love Shia again and he will continue to make millions.