Yes. He said it.

“I really hate vaginas,” the Twilight star, 23, laments to the mag, on stands Feb. 23. “I’m allergic to vaginas,” he continues. “But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours… Thank God I was hungover.”The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog,” he says. “My relationship with my dog, it’s ridiculous.”

This one quote from the interview he did for the March issue of Details makes him sound like he is either A) Tightly shut up in the closet and not ready to come out, or B) An awkward, anti-social boy who is scared of women. I can’t decide which one makes more sense.

Seriously..I get that ‘hating vagina’s” is just an attempt to somehow cleverly translate that he is socially awkward even though he is widely considered to be the hottest man on the planet, right now anyway. But still..it’s sounds really….really…really Robert Pattinson.

It is actually a very interesting interview and he doesn’t sound so daft in the rest of it. Read it here.

You can see the Robert and NSFW vagina girls pictures after the jump.

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I actually read the news of Chris Brown’s two felony charges before I found this blow by blow report taken the detective notes from the investigation. Now I wish they had charged with him with 57 felonies.

The rumor that it started from a text message turned to be true. The fight started when RiRi read a three-page text message on Chris’s phone.

An argument ensued and Brown allegedly tried forcing Rihanna out of the car but couldn’t because she was wearing her seat belt.
Brown then allegedly shoved Rihanna’s head against the passenger window. When Rihanna turned to face him, Brown punched her, then continued punching her while driving, according to the detective’s notes.

Blood spattered all over Rihanna’s clothing and in the interior of the car. Her mouth was filled with blood.

Brown allegedly told Rihanna, “I’m going to beat the **** out of you when we get home. You wait and see.”

According to the report, Brown continued to punch Rihanna, bit her on her ear, her fingers and put her in a headlock — she almost lost consciousness.

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This might be one of the most clever and interesting things that Britney Spears to date. She is taking her trainwreck life and turning it into a fantastic stage show, chronicling her life from her meltdown all the way through to her recent redemption.

The Sun reports that Britney will doing a three part ‘art-imitates-life’ stage show on her world wide tour to promote her new album Circus.

“The first act sees the miserable star run away to join the circus. This mirrors her slide into unhinged behaviour. Her disturbing antics while suffering her meltdown are the focus of the second act, which takes place in the circus.

“Brit is seen having fun in this crazy world and falling in love with a circus freak.

“The final act focuses on Britney’s salvation. She manages to prize herself away from the clutches of the circus to be reunited with her friends and family.”

I love the falling in love with a circus freak bit. That must sting a bit, huh Adnan? Britney kicks off her Circus tour March 3rd, 2009 in New Orleans.

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Serendipitously, Details magazine September issue features DUI-boy Shia LeBeouf and the accompanying interview delves into the actors drinking issues. A rep for Details says they are not purposely trying to cash in on Shia’s misfortune stating that, “It’s already gone to print. Just coincidence in timing.”

In the issue that hits stands Monday, August 5^th, Shia talks about drinking with his father, his lack of control over his own drinking and the infamous Walgreens incident.

On drinking:

“It’s not something that is conducive to being a role model. … And I don’t know how to do it like a gentleman. I don’t know how to have one drink.”

On Walgreens:

“It was two hotheads. One completely in the wrong, one who wasn’t enjoying his job that night, going at it about minuscule bullshit.”

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