Were you scratching your head and wondering how Lindsay Lohan could possibly afford the $115K Maserati sports car she smashed up the other day like I was? She hasn’t worked in over a year and her out of control spending is putting major stress on her relationship with her BFF/SO Samantha Ronson.

Mystery solved! TMZ says that Porn King Dennis DeSantis lent LiLo the car and is ballin’ so hard that he doesn’t even care that she f*ed it all up. Dennis has agreed to let Lindsay keep driving the car after he pays for the $10K repair.

Dennis is the mind behind such porn classics as “Origami So Horny” and “Butt Sluts”.  Actually…. hookin’ up with a big time hard-corn porn producer might be a good career move for Lindsay. Maybe they can do something with “Freaky Friday”.

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