Oh.My.God.

Kat Von D is so gonna kick Denise Richard’s ass!

A source tells the Us Weekly that Denise and Nikki “have been neighbors for years. They have a lot in common and are taking things slowly.” Sunday morning the pair was spotted eating breakfast together at Marmalade Cafe in Calabasas, California.”Nikki was telling stories, and Denise was laughing,” a witness told Us.

So now we know that Denise Richards totally has a type. The typical bad boy. Charlie Sheen, Richie Sambora and now ex-heroin addict Nikki Sixx.

Well…actually 39 year-old Denise Richards in a bikini. She turns 40 next February. But I just wanted to make a point. She looks amazing…and not just for a 40 year-old mom of two …but her body is as sick as any other chick in Hollywood.

After these pictures of Denise in a cute black bikini were published she posted on Twitter that “40 is the new 30″. Amen Sista!!!!

These random bikini pictures are part of promotion for Denise’s hit cable show  Blue Mountain State that premiered in January this year.

Most of us thought Denise Richards was blowing things out of proportion when she was accusing Charlie Sheen of pretty much being the devil incarnate during their ugly divorce. She claimed that Sheen was addicted to prescription painkillers, online porn, hiring prostitutes and gambling and that he was either absent or verbally abusive most of the time – particularly at key points in their marriage like during her pregnancies and the births of their two children.

But now that we know he attacked his present wife with a freakin’ knife…her claims sound perfectly plausible. Denise tweeted out some of her aggravation this week.

for all the negative nellies out there, I DID not have a f..ing photo op with my kids at a park when there is drama u get followed more
about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck

I genuinely love to be with my girls and don’t have a nanny raising them. They are my #1 priority and always will be.
about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck

sorry had to vent s*** pisses me off sometimes..one day..I will spill my guts about EVERYTHING

about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck

Denise Richards seems to be past the point in her life where she doesn’t  a man in the house to be happy. She seems to be a hands-on mom to her daughters and she has successfully pumped some life into her dying career with her reality show.
And instead of getting all jacked up in some ugly celebrity relationship like she did with Richie Sambora…she is just getting hers on the sly in random hotels.

She tells tabloid Globe, “You don’t want to bring them home to your house, but I have certain needs. Friends with benefits are awesome. I used to be like, ‘Oh no, you have to be in a relationship.’ But after going through a divorce, I’m like, ‘Life is short, I wanna have a good time.’”

Source

Charlie Sheen must have gotten a good laugh out of this one. His ex-wife and thorn in his side, Denise Richards has officially joined the cast of the next Dancing with the Stars.

Movie star she is no more.

Also on the next season will be Jackass star and complete idiot Steve-O. Don’t feel bad for him though, this is actually a step up for this guy.