Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are on vacation in the Caribbean this week and doing some research on anti-aging.

I guess in a warped way it’s sweet that 33 year-old Ashton wants to keep his 48 year-old wife around.

See what I’m talking about HERE.

Are Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore really legally married? This blind item popped up today and if it’s not about them then I’m a monkey’s uncle. Or aunt. Whatever.

This famous actor and actress couple got married several years ago. Although it was a hastily-arranged secret wedding, you’ve probably seen a few good photos of the event. Well, guess who’s not really married? We mean legally. While their wedding was a religious commitment ceremony and family party, they never got around to the actual marriage license part. Well, at least that should make their “divorce” easier.

Makes perfect sense. Don’t you remember how deep Demi was into Kabbalah at the time of their marriage. They were photographed coming and going from the Kabbllah center on a daily basis. Just google Demi-Ashton-Kabbalah and you’ll see tons of pictures of them together dressed all in Kaballah white.

I have mad respect for Demi Moore. Sure she’s had a quarter of a million dollars worth of plastic surgery to get this body and that’s cheating..but she still has to maintain it.

We know for a fact that there are tons of girls after her much younger and handsome husband so she has to really stay on top of her game. She’s said several time that she is frequent user of the Master Cleanse-lemonaide-cayenne pepper diet so we can deduce that she suffers for her body.

What do you think? Is it worth the pain and suffering of surgeries and starving yourself to look like this when you are nearly 50 years old?

Not likely. When Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher were photographed together headed for Israel..everyone just assumed they were going on some spiritual getaway to work on their marriage. Mostly because Kutcher posted this on Twitter:

“Sharing Love & Light while in Israel. Asking 4 the energy 2 forge bonds with our similarities & find compromise in our differences.”

Sounds like a dude that knows he got caught and doing some major damage control with the wife and/or press. But a source close to the couple says the real reason they are in Israel is because Ashton is speaking at a conference in Israel. “They are not in Israel to renew vows,” the source says.