I don’t know how Ellen Degeneres gets these guys to do these bits. If you thought the Dennis Quaid/Starbucks bit that Ellen orchestrated was funny..check out this hilarious video of David Beckham getting a massage…and repeating random funny things that Ellen is feeding him.

It’s the week of the male celebrity cheater. First Ashton Kutcher’s seemingly perfect marriage to Demi Moore comes under fire and today InTouch dropped the bomb that David Beckham may have been busted cheating…again. Remember the whole nanny affair a few years ago?

This time instead of boinking the kids nanny, he has moved on to a high-class call girl. IIrma Nici claims that she had sex with DB five times in 2007 and has sold all the sordid details to InTouch magazine.

“All of these women dream of being with him, and I got to hook up with him. It was very exciting,” she tells the magazine. She claims that she agreed to spend the night for $10,000, but that they spent an hour in ‘steamy’ foreplay and then had sex for ’15 minutes.’

“He was very gentle and kind,” she added, rating him a 7.5 on a scale of 10.

She goes on to say that he dished on his wife…really? To the call girl who might one day sell her story? I’d like to think he’s not that stupid, but we all know men don’t think straight in the face of a new call girl.

Sorry..no pictures yet. Just the sad news that David and Victoria Beckham have been replaced.

No more giant billboards with David Beckham’s rock hard abs and sexy tattoos in very expensive undies. We’re just gonna have to deal with more of the majorly overexposed Megan Fox.

So…out of respect for the chiseled perfection that is Becks in his skivvies…let’s take a moment to look back on what was….

Very few men in this world can make a speedo look sexy but I’ll be damned if David Beckham doesn’t pull it off.  His cobalt blue Armani speedo’s are probably freebie’s from the underwear campaign he and the misses did for the fashion house.

Vic’s doesn’t look too bad herself in her strange Indian bikini/sarong ensemble as the couple celebrate their 10th wedding anniversary on a cruise around the love islands of the Seychelles in the Indian Ocean.

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In a new book titled “The Beckham Experiment” by Sports Illustrated writer Grant Wahl, we learn that the bromance between David Beckham and Tom Cruise runs deeper than most of us thought. To hear Becks tell it, Cruise has influenced every major decision he has made since the two met in 2003.

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