I’m starting to think Megan Fox is what the guys call a “a crazy bitch”. You know what I mean. You’ve heard your man talk about this kind of chick. She is so unbelievably gorgeous that man would ever say no to her and she’s got way too much hand in every relationship she’s ever been in. She’s so pretty that she has literally gone freakin’ nuts.

Check out a few of the revelations that she let slip to Rolling Stone magazine. Brian Austin Green is gonna wake up one morning minus one penis.

On cutting herself:
“Yeah, but I don’t want to elaborate. I would never call myself a cutter. Girls go through different phases when they’re growing up, when they’re miserable and do different things, whether it’s an eating disorder or they dabble in cutting.”

On if she had an eating disorder:
“If I did talk about it, I’d be taking on a role-model status, and I’d have to choose my words very carefully, and I’d have to make sure I reveal it in a specific way, and I don’t want to do it.”

On her insecurities:
“I’m really insecure about everything. Self-loathing doesn’t keep me from being happy. But that doesn’t mean I don’t struggle. I am very vulnerable. But I can be aggressive, hurtful, domineering and selfish, too. I’m emotionally unpredictable and all over the place. I’m a control freak.”

On how she’s going to eventually murder Brian Austin Green:
“I’ve had to say to Brian, ‘You have to go and stop talking to me, because I’m going to kill you. I’m going to stab you with something. Please leave. I’d never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn’t shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure.”

Now that Amy Winehouse is seemingly getting clean and healthy, the skeletons are banging on the closet door to get out. Amy’s former personal assistant/lover Alex Haines is giving up graphic details about his life with the drug addicted singer.

Alex says it was the norm for Amy to have toast, tea and her crack pipe for breakfast, and that she was a total sex addict, a cutter and she was binging and purging on junk food daily.

“It was my job to look after her. But it was impossible,” he says. “I thought she wouldn’t survive the year with all the drugs and self-harming. Cutting herself was her favourite pastime.”

“Amy suffered from bulimia, which is why she looked so thin. She would have a massive McDonalds and then throw it all up in the bathroom. I found my toothbrush covered in sick, and asked her about it.

“She went really sheepish but told me she suffered from it for a long time. Several times I went into her bathroom and saw sick all over the sink”

Alex The Turncoat also said that living with Amy was like having his “own little porn star. Amy was so dirty—she wanted sex all the time. We did it four or five times a day and she’d even wake me up for it. She was addicted to sex like she was to drugs.”

At least he waited until she got a little better before he told the world all her dirty secrets. Maybe karma will remember that he did her that solid.