I won’t bore you with every single picture from Sunday nights 2011 Academy Awards Show.

Most people bitched the entire night about what a snooze-fest the entire deal was from beginning to end. Blah-blah fashion..blah-blah hosting…but I didn’t think it was that bad.

Anne Hathaway and James Franco had their moments, though I swear Franco was high the entire show..and Anne just seemed so genuinely happy to be there that I couldn’t help but feel her positive energy every time she was on screen. (re: The Hugh Jackass song…the fringe dress wiggle)

Robert Downey, Jr. and Jude Law probably had the funniest bit of the night and I’ll try to get that video up as soon as I can.

But in the meantime, enjoy the pics of the people that I thought looked interesting.

A lot of people didn’t like Gwyneth Paltrow’s look, but she was actually my favorite of the night…until she sang. Bore-o-rama. Her Grammy song with Ceelo …much better.

Natalie Portman looked pretty good in purple but Mila Kunis and Scarlett Johansson looked better. And not just because Nat is knocked up. The color worked better on Mila and Scar. Plus Scarlett had the lilac lipstick on..fierce.

Celine Dion and Penelope Cruz…yeah..these two bitches both just had babies. Celine had twins for pete’s sake! They both looked fantastic. Motherhood agrees with Penny…her hubby Javier doesn’t seem to be faring as well. He looks tired. And bloated.

Jennifer Hudson’s body is sick these days…but her boobs looked smushed in that dress. Still..she is drop dead gorgeous.

Colin Firth was dreamy….Valentino was just so….Valentino. Love him. I have a huge crush on Robert Downey, Jr so he makes the list.

Helen Mirren was dressed so appropriately that she looked like 10  years younger and Helena Bonham Carter is just fun ..I mean you can’t not put a woman with a giant Union Jack on her leg on favorite list, right?

Reece Witherspoon’s dress was top notch..the hair? Way too Elle from Legally Blonde. Halle Berry and Hailee Steinfeld both take the prize for most feminine and just plain pretty. It’s nice to see a teenager dressing like a teenager in Hollywood.

Colin Firth, my major older man crush, I’m sad to say is as vain as the rest of us. To be fair I suppose when Tom Ford tells you to get in shape you do it. As much as I heart Tom and what he did at Gucci and YSL….I must respectfully disagree on this one. Colin looked much better when he face was fuller and he had that sexy-grown-up-boy-next-door-look.

Colin Firth is the leading man in Tom Ford’s directorial debut “A Single Man,” and he’s looking fitter than ever after his director called him fat.

When asked about his trim physique, he attributed his newfound interest in the gym to the image-conscious exhortations of Tom Ford, who directed him in (and wrote the screenplay for) the forthcoming film “A Single Man.”

“He told me I looked good, but I’d look better if I had a personal trainer,” Mr. Firth explained.

Perhaps the conversation went a bit differently. “I told him he was fat,” Mr. Ford recalled later.

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