Madonna and her daughter Lourdes are launching a juniors clothing line, called Material Girl. An homage to mommy’s 1985 megahit song.

The Material Girl clothes collection will launch exclusively at Macy’s in August — just in time for back to school shopping! The price points for the clothes will range between $12 to $40 and there will also be shoes, jewelry and handbags.

“Lourdes has an incredible sense of style and her point of view on fashion has definitely been an inspiration for the line,” said Jeff Gennette, chief merchandising officer at Macy’s Inc.

I have a sneaky suspicion Material Girl will end up looking alot like Abbey Dawn.

From the WTF? file….the Kings of Leon are all set to release their own clothing line. KoL are the only real rock-n-roll band around these days in my personal opinion. I am also of the opinion that if you are a rock star..just be a freakin’ rock star. Not a political activist, not a designer, etc.

That being said..their gear isn’t that bad. If you wanna look like Brandon and the boys and you don’t mind shelling out over $100 for a tshirt or close to $200 for a fringe scarf. Hey..it takes a lot of cash to look like a struggling, hipster musician. Don’t get me started on the $1200 leather jacket.

Teaming up with French designers Surface To Air, the limited edition clothing line will go on sale exclusively at the Paris Texas shop in Copenhagen from early December. Fans wanting to see the collection or to reserve items can do so by visiting the shop’s blog HERE.

Amy Winehouse has got her little junkie fingers into everything these days…everything that is..except making music. She just canceled her big comback show in London a few days ago for undisclosed reasons, but don’t worry. She’s staying busy working on that documentary about her whacked out life and her new clothing line for PPQ.

Yep. A clothing line designed by dirty ballet-flat wearing Amy Winehouse. PPQ has also teamed with trashy Peaches Geldof in the past if that gives you any idea of the direction they like to go in.

According to Marie Claire UK, Amy will reportedly design a capsule collection for Amy Molyneaux and Percy Parker’s fashion line, set to be a homage to the starlet’s look.

Molyneaux says: “Yes there have been talks with Amy and we are now in the first stages of the project. The range will be all about high-end statement pieces, inspired by Amy’s style. For example, maybe a dress or an amazing piece of jewelery like a bracelet. It’s going to be distributed online, we are going to be providing all materials and doing the design, but Amy will definitely be involved in the creative process.”

Next fall everyone in London will be rockin dirty pink slippers, red bras and dirty cut-off denim shorts.

I’ve refrained from posting anything on the ridiculousness that is Lady GaGa up until now because I think she is a talentless hack that has resorted to shock value to stretch her 15 minutes for that lame Just Dance song.

But today I read that she thinks she is significant enough in our culture that a clothing line designed by her…by the chick who wears 80′s aerobic leotards to go grocery shopping….would be a welcome addition to our fashion industry.

The star described her unique style as ‘a commentary on what it means to be a lady’,

Whatever GaGa. Stop ripping off Christina Aguilera and put some freakin’ pants on. And before you pour a bunch of cash into designing you own line of clothing, you might want to check out Danskin. They’ve been doing it the same thing for years.