Perfect.

Creepy Ed Hardy designer Christian Audigier has purchased Michael Jackson’s creepy Neverland Ranch.

Audigier will be turning the $90 million Holmby Hills, California estate into his company’s headquarters, but he has other plans for Neverland into a haven for fans of the King of Pop. “I can have the house in one month now,” Audigier revealed Thursday. “I get the keys two weeks from today.”

In an interview with Agence France-Presse Thursday, Audigier said: “I bought the Michael Jackson house. It’s something I’m gonna open just for the birthday (sic) of his death every June, where the media is gonna be able to come in and we’ll do exposes, etc.”

Audigier had been developing a clothing line with Michael Jackson prior to his anesthesia-induced death last June and most sources report they had a good relationship. I guess it could have been worse. It could have been like a really sick version of Bush Gardens.

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Oh if this isn’t just the pot calling the kettle black. The brilliant mind behind the classy and elegant brands Von Dutch and Ed Hardy, Christian Audigier, has slammed Victoria Beckham and her high-end clothing line.

“I like her, she is a nice girl, but she is not completely my style. I have seen some of her designs- they are very simple. It’s difficult for an artist or a singer to enter into the world of fashion,” Audigier explains.

“You can’t just rely on your name to help you sell. The way to sell and who to sell to and what you want to accomplish, these are all things you will need help with if you’re entering into the world.”

I find this hilarious coming from the man who is responsible for the creating the $150 white trash tshirt and the trucker hat.