Ashlee Simpson celebrated her 25th birthday with her husband Pete Wentz and her strategically covered sister, Jessica at the Wet Republic pool party in Las Vegas this weekend.

Is it really bitchy of me to say I’m glad to see someone as thin as Ashlee has cellulite? Yes. But it still makes me happy.

Mischa Barton is putting celebrity spin on her recent dramatic weight loss. She tells Cosmo that it’s all about being happy on the inside. But we all know that is BS. It’s about not being photographed looking like this:

Don’t get me wrong..I have never thought that Mischa Barton was fat. She’s just a girl that been cursed with some bad genes and got her mom’s thunder thighs. She is also that girl that has been skinny all her life and didn’t realize that eating right and exercise were important and took a tole on her poor thighs. I mean, really…that’s some major jelly on these legs.

Mischa lost three sizes recently but says she lost weight to get happy not to please anyone. She says it was about getting confident. She also sort of blames all the hoop-to-do over her cottage cheese thighs on women.

“I don’t think most men would even notice if you put on some weight … Beauty is about more than looks.’

I hate to even type the words, ‘I agree with Mischa Barton’, but I do. The Sisterhood is a bit catty. That being said, let’s pour over these new pictures of a slimmer Mischa and see what we can make fun of.

This little bit info just brightened up my entire day. Supermodel Marisa Miller has admitted that although she works hard sboxing, spinning and surfing to keep that super body of hers… that she too has suffers from the dreaded cottage cheese thighs.

“Skin is huge and there are so many great bronzers. Self tanners were a little funky ten years ago but the color is a lot better now. That’s the most important thing, if you have a little glow it really hides imperfections – bruises, spider veins, we all have little cellulite,” Miller added. “When you have that glow and you’re moisturized the light hits you in a different way. Especially after winter we have really dry skin it’s important to exfoliate, moisturize and do a self-tanner.”

I was all happy from this news until….I saw this picture. Where on this perfectly toned and very tall body do you see any cellulite? Model cellulite is probably not visible to the naked eye.