The Real Housewives of DC’s Michaele Salahi has been kicked out of the Pasadena Recover Center and off VH1′s reality show Celebrity Rehab.

Guess why? Dr. Drew says she has no addiction. Nothing. Nada. She just wanted to be on tv.

What a perfect opportunity for Dr. Drew and VH1 to prove to everyone that they actually do addiction recovery on the show and it’s not all just for ratings.

I’m actually surprised he couldn’t treat her for her obvious eating disorder, compulsive lying or her desperate need for attention.

There is major drama at the Pasedena Recovery Centre where Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew is being filmed. Shockingly it involves the loudmouthed former model Janice Dickinson.

The self-proclaimed world’s first supermodel is said to have had several ‘very loud arguments’ with ex-Tiger Woods’ mistress Rachel Uchitel.

‘Rachel hates Janice and Janice hates Rachel.Janice thinks Rachel is an opportunist, and Rachel thinks Janice is a has been. They haven’t gotten along since the beginning. They get into frequent loud arguments and it’s getting disruptive for the others. Janice frequently rolls her eyes when Rachel is talking in the group therapy sessions.’

Two chicks who want to be the prettiest girls in the room.

Rachel briefly quit the program earlier this week and bolted to the L’Ermitage hotel in Beverly Hills, reportedly after a particularly tough therapy session with Dr. Drew in which he questioned her about her self esteem and self worth. Apparently she has none.

I can’t believe this. Who goes to rehab for a raging pot addiction?

Eric Roberts does. But I’m wondering if his wife is the reason behind him joining Jeremy London, Janice Dickinson and Leif Garrett on next seasons VH1′s Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew.

Eliza Roberts recently told E! that her husband became addicted to marijuana after using it to treat his anxiety…and got hooked.

“Eric quit drugs and alcohol in 1995,” the actor’s wife (an actress and casting director), tells E! News. “He has no interest in anything, other than marijuana.”

Eliza explains that her husband had previously tried prescription medications to treat anxiety, but they simply didn’t agree with him, and so he turned to cannabis for a cure.

“He uses marijuana as a medication. He has a prescription,” Eliza explains. “However, a dependency is a dependency and he doesn’t want to be dependent on it anymore.”

Sounds like his wife doesn’t like her husband sitting around all day watching the History Channel and playing XBox and she is shipping his lazy ass off to rehab. I’m not sure what sweet Eliza is worried about..according to IMDB Eric has about ten project in post-production.’

I’m actually glad that Eric will be on Rehab this season. He’ll bring a tiny bit of dignity to the D-lister trainwrecks in treatment.

When I first read that Shauna Sand was joining the upcoming cast of Dr. Drew Pinsky’s Celebrity Rehab, I thought “Dr. Drew doesn’t rehab people for being addicted to lucite does he?”

But apparently, in addition to her penchant for stripper shoes Shauna also has a alcohol problem. Being an alcoholic could actually explain why she dresses like a tranny crack-ho, but more likely than not the booze addiction is being faked just to get the Celebrity Rehab gig.

VH1 and Dr. Drew still haven’t managed to nab their “big” celebrity this season so everything is still sort of up in the air. Tila Tequila and Shauna Sand are just not gonna pull in the viewers.

Tila Tequila has written a very long explanation on her blog as to why she decided to go on Celebrity Rehab. Besides the fact that she’s a drug addict and needs a paying job.

You can read the rambling letter in it’s entirety after the jump but it sounds to me she’s more delusional about her business acumen than her addiction problems.

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