If you like big hair, long nails and nasal-y accents Bravo has got you covered. The first season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey is currently filming and Urbanite.com has confirmed that this lovely group of ladies is the cast.

You may also recognize Alex McCord from the RH of New York and her in-denial-gay husband Simon. This picture was taken at a party for National Underwear Day (yep..that’s right) and although they wouldn’t confirm they are the new cast a camera crew followed this group around all night.

Word on the street is that these chicks all live in McMansions in Franklin Lakes, New Jersey and they are going to be exactly what you’d expect upper-middle class Jersey wives to be. Think Carmen Soprano minus the mob stuff. Bring on the big hair Bravo..we are ready after that snooze-fest in Atlanta.

Nicole Kidman, Daniel Day-Lewis, Kate Hudson, Penelope Cruz, Stacy Ferguson (Fergie), Marion  Cotillard will all have to go through boot camp before they allowed to begin filming for the movie version of ‘Nine’.

Director Rob Marshall is putting them a Fame-style boot camp to make sure they can sing and dance adequately. Penelope Cruz says she is looking forward to it.

“We have a camp in London where you go from the dancing room to the singing room, to the acting room to the dialect coach. It’s all day like that and I can’t wait to get started.”

Sounds like a whole lotta work to me. I guess that’s why they get paid the big bucks. Since this is a musical, and I know most of you kids don’t know jack about musicals…here is a plot summary.

Famous film director Guido Contini struggles to find harmony in his professional and personal lives, as he engages in dramatic relationships with his wife, his mistress, his muse, his agent, and his mother.