This is pretty funny. I didn’t think Shanna Moakler (aka a former Miss USA and a former Mrs. Travis Barker) was this creative. Over the weekend her arch-enemy, anti-gay marriage advocate and former Miss USA contestant, Carrie Prejean got married. Yep…someone put a ring on it even after all her controversy. Shanna famously resigned her position as co-director of The Miss California USA organization when Donald Trump allowed Carrie to keep her crown despite breaking paegent rules over her involvement in the anti-gay marriage movement, and failure to disclose that she had previously posed in semi-nude and topless photographs.

To make peace, or not, Shanna ordered Carrie and hubby a Waterford Crystal picture frame that she’d registered for and put one of her “No on H8″ campaign photos in it. Nice.

Everyone wins. Carrie got a pretty gift…Shanna got her point across and we got a catfight in the making.

And the winner of the biggest hypocrite of 2009 goes to….Carrie Prejean!

After establishing herself a major religious conservative to defend her denouncing of gay marriage..the skeletons just literally starting jumping out of the closet.

Now a RadarOnline.com investigation has uncovered that there are SEVEN more “biggest mistakes” of her life – all of them solo performances, just like the one sex tape that the religious beauty queen has admitted to. And there are 30 photos of Carrie, most topless, some showing everything, and most taken by Carrie using her reflection in a mirror.

But these new details about Carrie’s un-Christian-like past are just the beginning of her problems because Vivid Entertainment got their hands on the original sex tape and want to release it as soon as possible.

Vivid President Steven Hirsh tells TMZ “The third party that brought the tape to Vivid affirmed that she was over 18 years of age at the time it was made.”

Despite obtaining the tape legally, Vivid wants to offer Carrie a chance to cash in on her dirty past so they have offered her a huge amount money to not fight the release of the tape.

So..will the pious beauty queen just admit that she is just as amoral as the rest of us and sign on the dotted line to earn a few bucks..or will she keep up the self-righteous attitude, stay BFF’s with Sean Hannity and sue Vivid?

Note to Carrie Prejean; if you don’t want to talk about your sex tape..stop going on talk shows!!!

Sean Hannity has been championing the disposed Miss California since the very beginning of all the controversy. As the scandal surrounding her continues to gets worse, he soldiers on as her conservative benefactor. I suppose as long as you think gay marriage is an abomination then making a sex tape is a-ok in his book.

On last night’s show Hannity gave the the 22-year-old former Miss California safe harbor to publicly confess her sex tape sin. She claims she shot footage of herself masturbating and sent it to a boyfriend when she was a “teenager.”

“All by myself, I was sending a boyfriend at the time, who I loved and cared about, a video of me,” she said on Hannity last night. “Never did I think it would ever come out. But it was bad judgment. It’s embarrassing. It’s humiliating to be talking about this on national TV, if you can imagine.”

Where you wondering what happened with the Carrie Prejean/ Miss California USA lawsuit? Yeah, me neither. Prejean demanded a cool million during her settlement negotiations with the pageant but someone with questionable morals at Miss Cali played some dirty pool. They’ve been holding on to a never-released-very graphic sexy tape starring one Carrie Prejean just in case.

The video the lawyer showed Carrie is extremely graphic and has never been released publicly. We know that, because TMZ obtained the video months ago but decided not to post it because it was so racy. Let’s just say, Carrie has a promising solo career.

We’re told it took about 15 seconds for Carrie to jettison her demand and essentially walk away with nothing. As we first reported, the Pageant is paying around $100,000 to her lawyers and publicist — a fraction of her bills. She pockets nothing in the settlement.