Now that Amy Winehouse is seemingly getting clean and healthy, the skeletons are banging on the closet door to get out. Amy’s former personal assistant/lover Alex Haines is giving up graphic details about his life with the drug addicted singer.

Alex says it was the norm for Amy to have toast, tea and her crack pipe for breakfast, and that she was a total sex addict, a cutter and she was binging and purging on junk food daily.

“It was my job to look after her. But it was impossible,” he says. “I thought she wouldn’t survive the year with all the drugs and self-harming. Cutting herself was her favourite pastime.”

“Amy suffered from bulimia, which is why she looked so thin. She would have a massive McDonalds and then throw it all up in the bathroom. I found my toothbrush covered in sick, and asked her about it.

“She went really sheepish but told me she suffered from it for a long time. Several times I went into her bathroom and saw sick all over the sink”

Alex The Turncoat also said that living with Amy was like having his “own little porn star. Amy was so dirty—she wanted sex all the time. We did it four or five times a day and she’d even wake me up for it. She was addicted to sex like she was to drugs.”

At least he waited until she got a little better before he told the world all her dirty secrets. Maybe karma will remember that he did her that solid.

I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I think Paris Hilton may be working too hard. By working, I mean traveling around the world and hitting every hot club and party along the way for money….but whatever. She is really getting scary skinny, even for her. It’s pretty common knowledge that Paris has suffered from Bulimia in the past, I’m sure you will all agree with me and hope that her ‘hectic’ schedule isn’t throwing her back into her eating disorder.

She’s unbelievably annoying and party responsible for the legends of promiscuous pre-teens everywhere but I would never wish an ED on anyone.