Britney Spears continues on the Great Hawaiian Ass Covering Mission.

In every set of pictures we’ve seen of Britney and Jason Trawick from Hawaii this week she is trying to cover up her booty.

When did she suddenly become modest? We’ve all been looking at her goodies for the past three years and now she doesn’t want us to see her ass in a bikini?

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Kings of Leon may be too cool for Glee..but Britney Spears is not. Production for her episode is under way ..she tweeted and twitpicked all about it.

“About to do my first shot of the day for Glee tweeties! Here we goooo! ” She followed up two hours later with a twitpic of her and  assistant Brett Miller on the set along with the messsage, “what’s up GLEEKS? Having so much fun on set!! Can’t wait for you guys to see the episode! -Britney”

Britney will make her cameo in episode two of Glee season two, in an installment which is called “Britney/Brittany”.  At least six of Brit’s songs are featured in the episode. Britney cameos in the ether-induced fever dreams of the glee-club members after they have reason to visit the town dentist—who will be played by John Stamos.

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Britney Spears is like a walking mullett. Business in the front…party in the back.

From the front she looks clean and sweet in this flirty little dress. She even has her heinous extensions under control.

But from the back we get a glimpse of the bat-shit crazy Britney from yesteryear with no underwear who is clearly wearing a tunic for a dress.

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At least this breakdown doesn’t involve anyone shaving their head, bashing in car windows or getting impromptu tattoos. But it did involve a lot of screaming and crying when she the paparazzi swarmed her on her daily trip to Starbucks.

I know she probably wants to feel like she is a normal person and wants to come and go like the rest of us, but she just can’t. She has like 18 assistants and lackeys that would be happy to make her daily ‘Bucks run. Hell, she could even afford to have a small Starbucks built into her home and keep a barista on staff full time.

There are ways around it. She just keeps putting herself in these situations and it’s hard to feel sorry for her anymore.

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I am desperately hoping this story turns out to be a big, fat pack of lies.

Britney Spears is going to be questioned by social workers over claims that she abused her two boys. A former bodyguard named Fernando Flores has accused her of beating of her boys with a belt and being an unfit mother. He also claims she knowingly fed the boys food they were allergic to.

A source told The Sun newspaper: “Britney doesn’t mean to be a bad mother. But Flores feels she has so many issues she can’t be trusted around her boys. He claims the first really shocking incident was when she came marching into the pool house at her mansion and demanded his belt. He handed it over but then followed her into the main house and claims he witnessed the alleged incident.”

I know Britney isn’t ever going to win any mother of the year awards, but honestly I highly doubt she beats her kids. Maybe she just subscribes to that old-school ‘belt-whooping’ parenting that so many of us grew up with. Not that I agree…in fact I don’t spank my kid at all because negative reinforcement doesn’t work as well as taking away his beloved Wii when he is bad. He claims that is child abuse.

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