Ugh. Here is reason # 45,679 why I do not like Britney Spears.

This is the WORST video I have seen in a LONG time. The song sucks, the video is boring and really… her fans deserve more than a 4 minute commercial for her perfume, Sony and some dating website.

It’s musically and creatively void, but way to go with the product placement guys!

Probably not. But Britney Spears husband Jason Alexander needs some Christmas money so the story is out there. Jason number one claims that Britney is being abused  by agent-turned-boyfriend Jason Trawick and is calling out for help.

Alexander insists that he remains close with the pop star after their infamous 55-hour marriage in 2004 and that Spears is reaching out to him with texts, emails and phone calls detailing violent beatings at the hands of the man who helped resurrect her career.

“Britney is in an abusive relationship,” Alexander told the magazine. “She told me her life had turned into a nightmare.”

Alexander claims Britney told him that Trawick, “hit her so hard it gave her a black eye,” and even said she had been carrying his child earlier in the year.

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Britney Spears was spotted shopping with the always present Jason Trawick rockin’ some new butterfly and/or flower tattoos.

Possibly temporary…possibly permanent. If they are permanent it’s most likely in response to the news that her father will retain conservatorship over her for the time being.

Teenage rebellion is a bitch.

This story sounds recycled…didn’t some other dude that worked for Britney Spears accuse of her similar things last year?

TMZ reported today that the former bodyguard that is suing Brit claims to have been sexually harassed by her and also says that Britney repeatedly exposed herself to him and abused her children. No doubt if this happened, it happened during her shaved-head-crazy-as-shit-period. So why did dude wait so long to come forward?

If this turns out to be true and he let her treat her kids like this without speaking up then he is at fault too. But..more than likely this is just a case of a guy trying to cash in.

Fernando Flores alleges, on one occasion — in a scene right out of “Legally Blonde” — “She was wearing a white lace, see-through dress.  She walked over close by [Flores], intentionally dropped her cigarette lighter on the floor, bent over to retrieve it and thereby exposed her uncovered genitals to [Flores].”  The lawsuit goes on, “The incident caused [Flores] shock and disgust.”

The suit then goes on to describe another alleged instance where Britney summoned Flores to her room, where she was standing naked. The suit claims, “After an awkward silence during which [Britney] just stood naked before [Flores], [Flores] asked Spears if she needed anything.  After some hesitation, Spears asked [Flores] to get her two bottles of 7 Up.”

One time after allegedly exposing herself, the suit claims Britney said, “You know you liked it.”

And the suit says, “In addition to exposing herself to [Flores], Spears engaged in numerous sex acts in front of [Flores].”  There’s also an allegation Britney was “loudly having sexual relations” in a hotel suite where her kids were present.  The suit does not say if the kids saw anything.

And there is a more serious allegation — The suit claims on one occasion Britney allegedly demanded Flores’ belt, then walked in the house and allegedly twice “savagely hit the small child [Preston]” with the belt.

And the suit claims on another occasion Britney fed both kids crabmeat even though she knew they had serious fish allergies.  The suit claims both kids started vomiting and Spears allegedly prevented anyone from seeking medical help, allegedly telling them, “Mind your own f**king business!”

Britney Spears has spent most of her Hawaiian vacation hiding her backside with her handbag or a towel. After seeing these pictures I have to wonder why.

She looks better now than she has in years. Flat tummy, no giggly bits. Like the old Britney.

You can see the rest of the pictures here.