Bristol Palin is doing her damnedest to turn her teenage pregnancy into a career. The tabloid covers, appearing on Dancing with the Stars…and according to her baby-daddy’s sister she has even already started having plastic surgery to morph her Alaskan body into Hollywood skinny.

Mercede Johnston, the sister of Bristol’s ex, Levi Johnston, claims that Bristol has had a breast reduction and liposuction, but of course she has no solid evidence just the word of her brother and the fact that Bristol didn’t want to visit with Levi’s family at Christmas. 

“She wants to look like the ideal Hollywood girl,” Mercede tells Star. “I know in time she will get even more done.”

New York-based plastic surgeon Dr. Steve Fallek tells Star that it appears Bristol, 19, has reduced her breast size from a D cup to a B, which will make gliding around the dance floor much easier. “Reductions lessen pain and strain on the back,” says Dr. Fallek, who has not treated Bristol.

Taking her breast size down two cups isn’t the only tweaking Bristol has done, according to Mercede. She’s had liposuction twice – once in December 2007, the other just before her short-lived reunion with Levi in July. The first time, Mercede explains, “She wouldn’t come inside our house to open Christmas gifts my family got her and wouldn’t let anyone but Levi see her, so he brought the gifts to her car. Levi told us she wouldn’t come in because she had a zit. After we kept asking questions, he finally gave in and said she got surgery.”

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The UK Sun is reporting that Victoria Beckham’s transformation from a trashy footballers wife to a slick L.A. fashionista is complete. She has gotten rid of her huge DD implants and gone back to a modest 34B.

“Victoria has wanted her implants taken out for a while. She felt that was part of her old WAG image — the big hair, big boobs, fake tan — and that she has moved on since those days.

“She had the op three weeks ago and is very pleased with the results. After the op she came to London for business then went to France to heal properly in private.”

Now if we could just get her to wear jeans and flips once in a while she would be totally Americanized.