Are Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore really legally married? This blind item popped up today and if it’s not about them then I’m a monkey’s uncle. Or aunt. Whatever.

This famous actor and actress couple got married several years ago. Although it was a hastily-arranged secret wedding, you’ve probably seen a few good photos of the event. Well, guess who’s not really married? We mean legally. While their wedding was a religious commitment ceremony and family party, they never got around to the actual marriage license part. Well, at least that should make their “divorce” easier.

Makes perfect sense. Don’t you remember how deep Demi was into Kabbalah at the time of their marriage. They were photographed coming and going from the Kabbllah center on a daily basis. Just google Demi-Ashton-Kabbalah and you’ll see tons of pictures of them together dressed all in Kaballah white.

It’s been rumored for months now that The Hills star Kristen Cavallari has a drug problem. I think it started with her drastic weight loss when she got the starring role on the MTV faux-reality show. Soon after that rumors of her using Meth not Cocaine popped up.

I don’t know. I don’t see it. She’s always at the gym and her eyes look non-hazy and tweeked out most of the time. But when this blind item popped up yesterday on CrazyDaysandNights almost every single person who commented agreed it was about her.

She was at the Angelina Jolie Salt movie premiere Monday night..she is a B list reality star, and she did have almost bare breasts in that low cut dress. You do the meth math.

Lots of movie premieres last night. At one of them, this female B list reality star lit up her meth pipe as she frequently does. While she was taking a hit on it at the party, someone bumped into the door of the bathroom stall she was using. This caused our reality star to burn her almost bare breast leaving a nasty mark and necessitating a very hasty exit.

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I am all but positive this blind item it about Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. I’m pretty sure that  “Chip and Grin” has been used and outed as our lovable TomKat and the details sound dead on.

Especially the part of playing a fool at an awards show.

BlindGossip – Chip and Grin – an actress and actor couple – have been arguing a lot in the past week or so. She is only obligated to make public appearances with him approximately once per month for a “date night” plus once per month for a “family photo”, and is annoyed that he is asking more of her. Since she has agreed to attend a movie premiere with him this month, she is totally balking at attending an awards show together in the very near future (she is also determined not to be present at events where he is going to play the fool). By the way, if she looks healthier and happier lately, it’s because she is. She is not afraid of him anymore, she can see the light at the end of the tunnel, and she is determined to come out of this divorce on top.

‘Seeing the light at the end of the tunnel’ and’ coming out of the divorce on top’ also jives with the rumors we’ve always heard that Katie entered a five year marriage contract with the space alien.

Tom playing the fool at the MTV Movie Awards below or click here to see him get his Les Grossman groove on with JLo.

From BlindGossip –

A certain actress clearly wasn’t feeling too harmonious at a recent music festival. She seemed to adopt dual personalities with the swarms of paparazzi who were there. One minute she was smiling and posing for the cameras; the next, she was holding her hand to the side of her face to thwart photographs. We do note, however, that her receptivity to attention did seem to increase directly with her intake of alcohol and swag. Perhaps she was in a better mood because she traded off some of the swag for some white powder.

I’m not saying it was Lindsay Lohan, there were lots of actresses at Coachella…but if it walks like a broke drug addict and quacks like a broke drug addict…

This is the grossest Blind Item I’ve read …. possibly ever. Our friends at CrazyDaysAndNights posted the following about an A List female tween star. After reading you  decide if it’s: Miley Cyrus – Demi Lovato(Sonny With A Chance) – Selena Gomez(Wizards of Waverly Place) – Emma Roberts – Taylor Momsen(Gossip Girl) or Miranda Hargrove (iCarly).

Apparently this one is very close to breaking out into the open, so I wanted to get it on here quickly. This A list female tweener from a cable channel recently wandered into a party drunk out of her mind. When she first arrived she ignored everyone else and just sat on the lap of the guy who brought her to the party. She then takes out an eight ball of coke and snorts line after line, not even paying attention to the rest of the people at the party. Some people leave, so there’s only about 5 or 6 people left, and she keeps saying how hot she is so she just takes off her shirt, breasts totally exposed. At this point everyone else is kind of like “what in the….” Anyway a little later on, everyone’s still drinking, she gets up on this bunk bed that’s in the living room with the guy she came with, on the top bed. She just hikes up her skirt and pulls him on top of her. He asks if she wants a condom and she says “nah, f**k it”. They then had sex in front of a room of people. After having sex, the guy she came with passed out. Our tweener got down off the bunk without even saying anything, did some more lines and left.