Before I say anything about Bethenny Frankel’s pregnancy journey, let me preface it by saying that I am totally Team Bethenny. Love her. Love her books. I think she is  smart cookie with a bright future and the realest of the Real Housewives of New York.

Now..on to what the hell happened to her while she was pregnant. She hardly gained any weight at all so I’m not surprised that just two weeks after giving birth to baby girl that she looks like this…..

But what in the world happened to her mug while she was preggo? Bethenny herself admits that her face was jacked up. Or Joker-ed up if you will.

“When I was approaching my eighth month, I was exhausted; it was brutal,” Frankel, 39, blogged. “Right after my wedding [on March 28], I swelled like a balloon.” She continued: “My face was literally deformed so much that I look like a different person.”

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I am so over Jill Zarin. I used to love her, but this season she has been a self-absorbed, stubborn biatch. She refused to accept apologies from both Bethenny Frankel and Alex this season then the next thing you know she’s crying about wanting back into their lives.

Whatever…it’s the Jill Zarin show and I wish they’d kick her off for a season so she’s understand how disgusting she (and her BFF LouAnn) have acted this season. They’ve even somehow managed to make crazy-ass Ramona seem normal.

Anyway…by now you’ve already read that Bethenny delivered her new baby girl a month early this weekend. Instead of keeping her big mouth shut and letting Bethenny and new hubby Jason Hoppy enjoy the moment…she just had to post about on her Facebook page. And in usual Jill Zarin fashion…she had the info all wrong but thinks she knows all about it.

Jill wrote, “Heard Bethenny had a baby boy… so happy for her and Jason. So happy for them.”

Jill is also the housewife that sent Bethenny an email reprimanding her for telling Perez Hilton that she was pregnant months ago when in reality someone else leaked it and it gutted Bethenny and Jason. Jill.Is.An.Idiot.

“Bethenny and Jason are proud to welcome their new baby girl, Bryn Hoppy, born at 8 a.m. . . . in New York City,” the rep says. “She is a 4 lb. 12 oz., healthy baby. Bryn, mom, dad and [their dog] Cookie are all very happy.”

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Bethenny Frankel has always been my favorite New York Housewife but I am seriously starting to dislike her this season. I’m trying to give her the benefit of the doubt because she may have already been pregnant while filming some of the episodes this season..but that’s still no reason to act like such a bitchy cow.

Actually, they are all acting bitchy except for Kelly Bensimon. She, apparently learned her lesson last season.

In the spirit of sisterhood/motherhood I’m not going to make fun of her weird Joker face or her ill-fitting non-maternity bathing suit.

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Bethenny Frankel’s new PETA has flared up the New Jersey vs. New York Housewives feud again.

Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice slammed Bethenny’s new nude ad by saying, “To quote Bethenny: ‘I just threw up a little in my mouth,’” Giudice Twittered Tuesday.

Apparently Bethenny had been bragging that she was already pregnant when she shot this nude ad and that she was pleased with how she looked and that she’s pretty sure they didn’t have to airbrush a thing. Because she is so perfect and awesome.

Jersey Teresa says New York Bethenny is full of it.

“Help me understand this,” she Twittered. “Bethenny is happy with her naked pic because she was ‘already pregnant’ at the time. She says she’s now three months along, but she did the shot in August. Even if she’s four months pregnant now, she would’ve been, like, one hour pregnant in the pic. Someone tell Bethenny that sperm does not make you look fat, and I’m not buying the airbrushing thing in any case.”

Ladies, ladies. Can’t we all just get along. Teresa twitters have her sounding like a bitter, jealous hag that feels threatened by a prettier girl. But on the other hand…Bethenny’s vanity is epic and she’s getting on my nerves too.

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Bethenny Frankel has been calling out everyone from her fellow Housewives to Jon Gosselin to Gwyneth Paltrow lately so I thought it might be time to put some balance back in the universe.

I love me some Bethenny..but when you go ’round running your New York mouth about everyone on Bravo and beyond karma is bound to send you a wardrobe malfunction like this:

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