Barrack Obama is not down with the the black man’s rap music. Especially when it could hurt his campaign and rip the title of First Black President out from under him. Rapper Ludacris just released a new joint that was supposed to be a Obama anthem but was rejected faster than chocolate cake at Victoria Beckham’s house.

In the new song Luda calls Hillary Clinton a “bitch” and says John McCain “don’t belong in any chair unless he’s paralyzed, but he didn’t just hate on the white folks, he took a big dig at Jesse Jackson too.

Obama campaign spokesman Bill Burton issued a statement, condemning Luda for his ridiculous lyrics.

“As Barack Obama has said many, many times in the past, rap lyrics today too often perpetuate misogyny, materialism, and degrading images that he doesn’t want his daughters or any children exposed to. This song is not only outrageously offensive to Senator Clinton, Reverend Jackson, Senator McCain, and President Bush, it is offensive to all of us who are trying to raise our children with the values we hold dear. While Ludacris is a talented individual he should be ashamed of these lyrics.”

In an uncharacteristically creative new ad, John McCain compares Barrack Obama to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, McCain clams that his opponent is simply famous being famous like Britney and Paris and has no real substance.

This is the first time since the President race started that McCain has shown that he has the cahones of a war hero, and the best part is he has completely pissed off the entire Hilton family. Apparently Rick and Kathy are campaign contributers and don’t take kindly to McCain making a fool out of their eldest. She does that just fine on her own, thank you.