So this is what Lady Gaga looks like in street clothes.

I once heard her say you’d never catch her at the grocery store wearing jeans and flip-flops…but honestly..this isn’t far from it. I knew her hair was Frizzz-ied underneath all those crazy wigs.

I’m not even going to go into how unnatural she looks holding a baby. I’m sure when the baby’s parents see these pictures they won’t ever ask her to watch their munchkin again.

Who knew that Morgan Freeman was such a creepy old man? As if it wasn’t bad enough that he had a ten year long affair with his step-granddaughter and plans to marry her as soon as his messy divorce is over…he is also going to have a baby with her.

“E’Dena wants Morgan’s baby,” a close source told The ENQUIRER. She believes that will give her a final hold on Morgan and, after his divorce with Myrna is over, she will end up marrying him.”

Morgan and Myrna continue to battle out of court over how to divide his complicated estate of more than $120 million.  And now, in a twist worthy of any movie melodrama

, the accomplished actor also has to keep a second woman happy.

“Morgan has gone along with E’Dena’s wishes of having a baby. He knows it would be disastrous if  E’Dena blew up and went public with everything she knows.”

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson haven’t even confirmed their relationship yet, but insiders say they are already putting the wheels (and by wheels I mean sperm) in motion to have a baby together.

The UK News of the World reports that LiLo has asked one of her many ex’s to provide the “necessary, erm male input”.

A source close to the couple told me: “Lindsay is in a very happy place at the moment. She’s been having deep discussions about a baby. She wants a natural birth and has spoken to Sam about getting one of her ex-boyfriends to help out. They don’t want to adopt.”

Let’s hope they go the traditional route and get married first before they use some dirtbag to fertilize Lindsay so they can raise a messed up kid in L.A. Don’t get me wrong. I’m totally not against gay marriage and family..I’m against Lindsay Lohan marriage and family.

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