This is such a cute Katy Perry story. And it’s classic Katy Perry.

The future Mrs. Russell Brand was wandering drunkenly through her hotel in Australia over the weekend when she heard “California Gurls” playing somewhere. She did some searching and stumbled across a high school prom being held in one of the hotel ballrooms.

So she crashed the gate, grabbed a microphone and serenaded the students, then hung out with them for about ten minutes before her bodyguards made her leave.

Here are some quotes from the students about this magical night:

“It was towards the end of the night and everyone was having a good time. Then Katy Perry decides to walk in and crash our formal!”

“She appeared slightly drunk and was stumbling a little.”

“She was dancing and laughing with students until the end of the song when she was subtly whisked away by her security guards. Everyone went nuts and it was the perfect ending to our evening.”

It was her Almost Famous moment about a year too late.

Whitney “Crack is Whack” Houston is back! And terrorizing the people of Australia.

Not only did she disappoint fans by stumbling her way through songs..she’s been a rude biatch to everyone she comes in contact with.

And what the hell is up with this picture? She looks like an escaped mental patient that missed her last three doses of meds.

Just when you think people can’t get any more stupid. Some idiot drunk-driver was pulled over on New Year’s day in Australia for speeding. To talk himself out of a speeding ticket, he shrewdly told the police officer that he was in a big hurry because he was on his way to pick up Aussie-visiting Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis. (Greasy Bear wasn’t down-under…and this dude is clearly out of the celebrity gossip loop because Paris hasn’t been seen with GB for about a year.)

Wisely, the cops weren’t buying it and he was given a breathalyzer test. Of course he was well over the legal limit and when they searched his car they found cocaine and pills. Surprisingly the Hilton name dropping didn’t help him at all…he was charged with possessing a prohibited drug, two counts of possessing or attempting to possess a prescribed restricted substance and driving with an expired license.

Although Paris had absolutely nothing to do with this idiots drug arrest, I still think she somehow is partially to blame. Stupid begets stupid.