I’ve been staring at this picture (on the right) of Audrina Patridge from the Grammy’s Sunday night for hours trying to figure out what it is that it making her look more ….cute.

After racking my brain over this totally useless piece of information, I have come to the conclusion that Audrina has traded in her ski slope honker for a cute little button nose.

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Word on the street is that Benji Madden and Audrina Patridge have been hookin up of late, and today the NY Daily News confirmed that Paris Hilton’s ex has “upped his friendship with Audrina to relationship status in the last two weeks’.

Although Audrina is just a lowly MTV reality show star, I’d still say this move is still a major trade-up for Benji Madden.

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Holy cow, did you guys know that Audrina Partridge was this tiny? Audrina and Lauren Conrad checked out some Ashley Paige bikini’s this week…because you know A makes her living by doing bikini appearances. It’s like her uniform.

Ashley Paige swim wear is not cheap, but no worries…uniforms are tax deductible, right?

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What would an episode of The Hills be without Audrina Patridge in a bikini? Still the same, unwatchable MTV fake reality show, just minus the hot girl in the teeny bikini.

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Halloween night has come and gone. You’ve probably all eaten up all you kids candy at this point. Now it’s time to see just what kind of crazy and slutty costumes our favorite celebrities rocked this year.

Here is my commentary, for what it’s worth. Sexy Little Red Riding Hood seems to be big this year, Heidi Klum is terrifying in that Hindu goddess get-up, I have no freakin’ idea who Jessica Alba is supposed to be..unless she is dressed as a very unhappy blonde. Audrina Patridge’s costume sucks, Blake Lively is adorable as Cleopatra, Matha Stewart is believable as Medusa and the Pussycat Dolls look just as trashy as any other day of the year. I was going to give Kate Beckinsale a big thumbs up for being the classiest Red Riding Hood…until I saw the dead boars head in her basket. WTF?

I’m not even going to comment on how ridicu-freakin-lous Mariah Carey and her boy toy look or how double gay Lance Bass looks dressed as Zac Efron from High School Musical 3. Did I mention how Kim Kardashian managed to make kick-ass Wonder Woman look slutty? I can’t believe she got that booty into those red panties.

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