All that plastic and re-shaped skin must be making Heidi Montag delusional. Spencer Pratt  has decided that the new and improved Heidi would be perfect to replace Megan Fox in the Transformers franchise and put together a short audition tape for director Michael Bay.

Well..it’s less of an ‘audition tape’ and more of an ‘Spencer recording Heidi shooting a gun on his iphone’ but you get the point.

There is no way in hell Michael Bay is going to cast Franken-Heidi as Shia Lebeouf’s love interest in Transformers 3. Mostly because I’m guess Shia would say ‘see ya later..no way I’m kissing that and fighting ginormous Autobots’.

Although….Michael Bay does love a trashy looking chick….

There is some debate as to the authenticity of this video of American Pie’s Chris Klein audition for the part of Amanda Seyfried’s fiance in Mamma Mia. But EOnline says at least one credible source says this embarrassing audition is real.

Chaos erupted outside an America’s Next Top Model casting call in midtown Manhattan over the weekend when an overheating car triggered hundreds of glammed up hopefuls to freak the hell out.

Screaming and running for their lives, hundreds of models tripped and toppled over in the high heels all along W. 55th Street after someone started shouting, “There’s a bomb!”

By the time the craziness ended, six women were injured and two women and one man were busted for inciting a riot.