Ashton Kutcher Works Out To Save His Family From Armageddon

Posted on: December 27, 2010

Celebrity gossip blogging is like any other job. Most days it’s the same old same old. But every once in a while a really interesting story pops up.

Like this one about Ashton Kutcher staying in shape specifically because he wants to be fit when the revolution comes and he has to protect his family. In this months Men’s Fitness, Ashton opens up about his theory of how things will go down when whatever big event happens that turns us all into raving lunatics.

Kutcher says he trains because he believes all hell is going to break loose someday, and when it does, only the meanest, smartest and strongest will survive. He intends to be among them.

That’s why, as he jogs up the steepest of grades at Runyon Canyon near his Los Angeles home, he pretends he is being chased by wild boars or aliens, whatever civilization-crushing beings the 32-year-old mentally conjures up that day. It’s why he endures hours of blazing hot Bikram yoga, pretending he’s in the desert with no water. And it’s why he started learning Krav Maga, a hand-to-hand combat technique developed by the Israeli army and taught to special elite forces around the world. All of it in order to be prepared – for anything. “If the sh*t hits the fan,” Kutcher says, “you can get out of the sh*t…”

Read more after the jump…..really read it …his theory is interesting. The jokes going to be on him though when only people with 30% bodyfat are able to survive whatever government biochemical disease leaks out and kills us all. Actually, that might not be a bad thing. All celebrities and personal trainers would be gone right off the bat.

Movie Poster For “No Strings Attached” with Ashton Kutcher & Natalie Portman

Posted on: November 22, 2010

The tag lien for this new chick-flick starring Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher is: A guy and girl try to keep their relationship strictly physical, but it’s not long before they learn that they want something more.

Yeah, it sounds cheesy and chicky and I’m not sure if Natalie and Ashton are gonna have that kind of chemisty…but it’ll be interesting to see the usually serious Natalie in a silly comedy. She has a quirky side..remember her in Garden State? She just might pull it off.

I think the major height difference is gonna be weird though.

No Strings Attached is in post-production now and will be released in 2011.

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher Renewing Vows In Isreal?

Posted on: October 11, 2010

Not likely. When Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher were photographed together headed for Israel..everyone just assumed they were going on some spiritual getaway to work on their marriage. Mostly because Kutcher posted this on Twitter:

“Sharing Love & Light while in Israel. Asking 4 the energy 2 forge bonds with our similarities & find compromise in our differences.”

Sounds like a dude that knows he got caught and doing some major damage control with the wife and/or press. But a source close to the couple says the real reason they are in Israel is because Ashton is speaking at a conference in Israel. “They are not in Israel to renew vows,” the source says.

Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher’s Open Marriage

Posted on: October 7, 2010

To be fair to the hoochie that is selling this star to Star magazine, the rumor that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have an open marriage didn’t start with her. I had heard this before this whole Ashton-cheating thing blew up. If I hear the same rumor so many times I tend to believe there is some truth in it somewhere. It’s been said by numerous people on numerous occasions that while Demi and Ashton do care about each other..their marriage is also about keeping them both relevant.

21 year-old Brittney Jones told Star that she slept with Ashton because of the arrangement he and Demi have, which includes threesomes. Nice.

Brittney, 21, came forward last month claiming she had sex with Ashton on his couch while Demi was out of town. Now she tells Star that Ashton told her he and Demi share lovers–but Demi was mad in this instance because she wasn’t around to participate.

“He said they share women, but he isn’t supposed to go off and sleep with women on his own,” she said. “He said Demi had to be there and that Demi likes to pick the girls out.”

“Ashton said he and Demi have an open relationship and have threesomes often,” she said. “I didn’t feel at all like he had just cheated on his wife. It felt normal and OK.”