It’s not official yet, but it’s coming. Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher will be announcing that they are divorcing after five years.

They’ve stopped tweeting sweet messages to each other…Demi is seriously on the DUMP diet and Ashton is blowing up on Two and a Half Men. Add that to the recent ‘take care of yourself girl’ messages that she’s been posting and you have a recipe for divorce.

Amid new tabloid reports of infidelity on Kutcher’s behalf, the spouses have taken a break from their normally lovey-dovey tweets — a strong indicator that their relationship is on the rocks.

Moore shared a quote from Greek philosopher Epictetus on September 23, writing, “When we are offended at any man’s fault, turn to yourself and study your own failings. Then you will forget your anger.”

Three days later, Moore posted a forlorn picture of herself with the caption: “I see through you.”

Earlier in the month, Moore told her Twitter followers that she was “trying to find the light I lost.” On September 9, she added: “Remember…you’ve got your own back.”

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Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are on vacation in the Caribbean this week and doing some research on anti-aging.

I guess in a warped way it’s sweet that 33 year-old Ashton wants to keep his 48 year-old wife around.

See what I’m talking about HERE.

Family cuteness. Hate on me if you will but I really like Ashton Kutcher. Maybe my That 70′s Show crush is speaking here, but he seems like a genuinely good guy and he somehow manages to make his odd family dynamic work. It’s obvious Demi’s daughters love him and even Bruce Willis isn’t bothered by him. Plus ..he’s hot.

So anywhoo..Ashton and his 19 year-old stepdaughter Scout Willis posted this adorable video of their musical collaboration on a “a little song about a love one” they wrote and performed together.

Ashton played guitar and sang background vocals as Scout sweetly carried on a folksy tune called My Sober that is very Juno-ish but catchy and cute.  Ashton apologized for being “an awful guitar player” but happily strummed along.

::love Scout’s hat..she looks and sounds just like a 19 year-old should::

Turns out Ashton Kutcher was just joking about staying in shape so he could protect Demi and the girls when the end comes. Ashton was on Jimmy Fallon to promote No Strings Attached Friday and explained how the Men’s Fitness reporter than interviewed him didn’t get his joke.

Here’s what Men’s Fitness printed: “And people are going to go, ‘That land’s not yours, prove that it’s yours,’ and the only thing you have to prove it’s yours is on an electric file. Then it’s like, ‘What’s the value of currency, and whose food is whose?’ People’s alarm systems at their homes will no longer work. Neither will our heating, our garbage disposals, hot-water heaters that run on gas but depend on electricity – what happens when all our modern conveniences fail? I’m going to be ready to take myself and my family to a safe place where they don’t have to worry.”

And here is Ashton’s explanation: “Here’s the thing: you do these interviews for like a Men’s Fitness or something, and they’re always asking you like, why do you work out, what’s your motivation to stay in shape?” Kutcher said. “And you really don’t want to say I want to look good, I want to be healthy, it doesn’t really sound fun. So I kind of got going on this roll of the apocalypse and I thought she was getting the joke, and I read the article and she really didn’t get the joke.”

Are Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore really legally married? This blind item popped up today and if it’s not about them then I’m a monkey’s uncle. Or aunt. Whatever.

This famous actor and actress couple got married several years ago. Although it was a hastily-arranged secret wedding, you’ve probably seen a few good photos of the event. Well, guess who’s not really married? We mean legally. While their wedding was a religious commitment ceremony and family party, they never got around to the actual marriage license part. Well, at least that should make their “divorce” easier.

Makes perfect sense. Don’t you remember how deep Demi was into Kabbalah at the time of their marriage. They were photographed coming and going from the Kabbllah center on a daily basis. Just google Demi-Ashton-Kabbalah and you’ll see tons of pictures of them together dressed all in Kaballah white.