It’s taken years but booze hound Christina Aguilera was finally arrested for being drunk! Christina and her boyfriend were pulled over at around 2:45am this morning for driving erratically. Matthew Rutler was arrested for DUI and Xtina was booked for public intoxication.

Cops say the deputies determined Aguilera was also “extremely intoxicated” … and since she was unable to care for herself, Aguilera was taken into custody.  Aguilera was booked for public intoxication — and according to the booking sheet, she was listed at 5’2″ and 100 lbs.

She’s only clocking in at 100lbs so that bloated look she has lately really is from the booze.

My Name Is Earl star Jaime Pressly was arrested for suspicion of DUI in Santa Monica last night around 11pm. The police pulled her over for committed a traffic violation and she then failed a field sobriety test.

She was taken to the Santa Monica jail. More to come…can’t wait to see the mug shot!

This  might be the stupidest 19 year old in the history of stupid 19 year old girls. And that’s a lot of stupid teenage girls my friends. But this one…IDIOT!

So Alexis Neiers made headlines last May when she plead guilty for her role in burglarizing Orlando Bloom’s home as part of the young “Burglar Bunch” that targeted celebrity homes. Alexis insisted on the show that she was just hanging with the wrong crowd and in the wrong place at the wrong time so she got off easy with just six months in jail and probation, of which she served just one month.

Here comes the stupid part. Alexis didn’t take her probation seriously and when she failed to check in with her probation officer for scheduled appointment …the po-poo came to her house and and searched it. They found heroin in her purse and a fake ID from Florida. Alexisi was arrested and jailed without bail. She faces three years in jail for a probation violation.

Idioit!

If you wondering why no one made a big deal about Natalie Mejia’s cocaine bust back in March of this year…it’s because no one knows who the hell she is. I’m only reporting it because I thought it was funny that cops found 13 bags of coke in her Gucci purse.

You may recall Natalie was one of the winners of the Robin Antin Pussycat Doll inspired reality show Girlicious. No? Maybe you were washing your hair that night of the week or darning old socks or something. Both of which would have been more entertaining than watching this.

A member of the pop group Girlicious has pleaded guilty to felony cocaine possession and has received a deferred judgment that could result in the charge being dismissed. A trial on a charge of possession with the intent to sell had been scheduled for this week. Mejia was arrested on March 9 in Glendale, Calif., after police said they found 13 bags of cocaine in her Gucci purse during a traffic stop.

Robison says Mejia will be required to undergo counseling and attend classes for the next 18 months. If she completes the deferred judgment program, the felony charge will be dismissed.

It sounds like she got off kinda easy…but then again she is a huge celebrity.

I know it’s shocking news to you all that a girl who does this for a living got arrested with cocaine.

Russell Brand was placed under citizen’s arrest Friday afternoon when put the beat down on a photographer for trying to get an upskirt picture of his fiance, Katy Perry. Russell and Katy were going through security when the paparazzi got froggy and stuck a camera up Katy’s dress.

Brand was then interviewed by airport police and taken into custody. He and Perry, 24, did not board their schedule Delta flight to Las Vegas. Russell has since been released from police custody for a misdemeanor charge of simple battery. His bail was set at $20,000. He is due to appear at an LA court on October 15^th.

About the incident, Katy tweeted: “If you cross the line & try an put a lens up my dress, my fiancé will do his job & protect me.”