Despite my desperate prayers to the movie gods…Anna Faris still has a career. Who keeps hiring her? Is she a casting couch success story? That’s the only thing that makes sense to me. Did you see her in Observe and Report?

Anna will star in a remake of Private Benjamin, in the role that Goldie Hawn originated. The movie is being produced as a star vehicle for funny lady Faris.

Since her breakout performance in The House Bunny, she’s landed several different comedy roles but none of them have been any better than the above mentioned Observe and Report.

It’s also been rumored that she’s landed a part in Ghostbusters III.

Maybe it’s just all about personal preference, but if I never had to sit through another Anna Faris movie the rest of my life I’d be happy.

And why wasn’t Kate Hudson offered the role in Private Benjamin? Is that just too weird for everyone, you think ?

Since Anna Faris starred in The House Bunny she hasn’t been afraid to get in teeny outfits for mens magazines..or any magazine for that matter.

Anna uses this Arena magazine photo shoot to promote her new movie  Observe and Report with Seth Rogan.