You can’t make this stuff up kids. OK! Magazine is spilling the beans on baby #2 for TomKat. They claim that Stepford Katie has agreed to baby number two for the bargain basement price of $75 million.

According to some source, Stepford Katie plans to give Tommy a Scientology golden child sometime next year, “She no longer feels like she’s just Mrs. Cruise. She’s her own person again. She and Tom have their disagreements, but deep down they love each other very much. That’s what is important.”

I don’t know what that statement has to do with having another freaky alien pregnancy…but whatever..it’s not my uterus.

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