Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were on the receiving end of some ghetto parenting tips from Snoop Dogg this weekend. Snoop appeared on the debut of Pete’s new weekly show FNMTV that premiered Friday night to share his parental wisdom with the newlyweds.
The segment was filmed at Pete and Ashlee’s home and included such parenting gems as putting the crib in the garage because, “You don’t want the baby next to you (in the bedroom) crying because you’re gonna want to knock the boots with Ashlee once she’s had the baby.”
And what kind of mentor would he be if he didn’t mention how much time you save if you just attach the nipple directly to the bottle of malt liquor? The skit ends with what we think is the best line of the entire skit. Snoop offers the newlyweds his congratulations and wishing them luck in having “a healthy beautiful little boy,” before begging them not to let the child rap because: “You two are the whitest couple on earth.”
