MTV and all the people responsible for the ridiculousness of Jersey Shore insist that Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi was not drunk when she slammed into an Italian police car Monday. Apparently, she’s just a bad driver.
In Florence to tape the fourth season (really???? this show has been on for four freakin’ seasons????) of Jersey Shore, Snooki was driving around with JWoww and the other girl who doesn’t have a snazzy nickname when she rear-ended a patrol car.
The crash wedged Snook’s car between the police car and a highway wall. She’s being held in custody which is odd if there was no booze involved. Do the Italian po-po take you in for a regular fender bender?