Because he ain’t that much of a looker. You expect a sizzling hot International pop star to have a equally hot South of the Border fella. But this guy looks like the nice guy next door, if you live in Columbia. This puts them in the Christina Aguilera/Jordan Bratman club. Although, to be fair, Shakira doesn’t look like the hot tamale we are used to seeing in these photos either.

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