Was a sexual assault the real reason Britney Spears flipped her lip and shaved her head? The National Enquirer says so. In a new cover story, the NE claims that Britney was sexually attacked by someone who knew her just three days before she shaved her head. And remember all those hospital visits? Sources say there was never any toothache and Britney was really seeing doctors due to this heinous assault. These same sources claim that Britney is not getting any better and no where near normal. She is off her meds, talking in strange voices and refuses to wear clothes in her house.

Other rumors floating around out there about Brit right now are that she is adamant about making sure her father, Jamie Spears, will never get his hands on any of her future earnings and that Kevin Federline thinks his ex-wife has a split personality. Well, at least she still has that fabulous sense of style and still finds time to shop for her beloved, although unbelievably outdated, shabby chic home furnishings.

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