Admitted sex addict, but recovered drug addict, comedian Russell Brand managed to talk these two chicks back to his lair last night. The girls got more than just the threesome they bargained for when they went to Russ’s place..they had to run out to their car to try to stop the parking meter guy out of giving them a ticket.

“they only came up for air to try and persuade a passing parking warden to let them off a fine. Despite fleeing the house in matching black dressing gowns, the girls were out of luck and out of pocket. Barefoot and chilly the girls did their best to win the man around, but it was to no avail.”

A sex addict and a gentlemen. He couldn’t have gotten his lazy skinny ass up and gone and moved the car for them? I shouldn’t judge, for all we know he did offer but these chicks wanted thier pictures taken for braggin’ rights. I know, right? He shags everything that crosses his line of vision so it’s not really huge triomphe.