Tom Cruise and Xenu want to help Amy Winehouse. The Church of Scientology is reaching out to Amy Winehouse and urging her to try its Narconon program. Amy is said to be considering joining, but I highly doubt that she thinks any higher of alien rehabs than she does of human treatment centers.

“She had a call from the celebrity branch of the Church Of Scientology. She thinks they got her number through one of the American music producers who worked on her Back To Black album,” said a source.

Normally I would never think going anywhere near a Scientology program is a good idea, but in Amy’s case…I mean really…what has she got to lose. Maybe they can put her through their Scientology Stepford machine and make her more Katie-Like. Who knows, she might be Tom’s next baby-mama.

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