Celebrities hook up all the time for booty calls just like the rest of us…and I’m totally ok with that. But I am NOT ok with Paris Hilton giving her cooties to sexy George Clooney.

Paris and George have been spotted together alone twice recently, once at the Whiskey Bar and then again at Dan Tana’s. Since I refuse to believe that these two are working on an acting project together, so that must mean that these hook-ups are straight-up booty calls.

Ugh. I need to go find my happy place.