Joe Francis says that Lindsay Lohan is not a lesbian, she’s just being bullied into by SamRo. Sleazeball Joe told the Hollywood Party Girl show Wednesday that Samantha Ronson is so jealous of any man that gets close to LiLo that she nearly punched him in the face. While I don’t condone abusive and controlling relatioships, I do condone Joe Francis getting punched in the head by a butchy lesbian.

“Lindsay’s straight,” he offered. “I think Sam has taken ownership of Lindsay. I think if Sam were to let Lindsay go even that much; Lindsay would revert back to being straight.”