The New Moon promotional craziness is about to blow up kids. We are about to see all of our favorite reluctant movie stars shilling the new flick, but of course everyone is most interested in seeing Robert Pattinson’s pretty-boy face. Odd that even though New Moon is really all about Jacob and Bella…Edward is still getting all the love.

Rob will be a guest on “Ellen” in a new episode airing November 20, the day “New Moon” hits theaters. The interview, however, will be taped on November 17.

To prove the old line your mom used to throw at you…”Who ever told you life is fair?” Edward’s abs are sooo painted on in New Moon but Jacob’s are real. Taylor Lautner must just want to clock Rob Pattinson in his chiseled jaw.

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