This time of year is typically slow for celebrity news. The all stop calling the paps to let them know they are going shopping, or doctor appointments or to the beach or pool.

We are usually scrounging for stories from Christmas to New Years. Except for the gratuitous Courtney Stodden slutty Santa outfit pictures…or whatever current fame ho is out there.

This year the only thing going on is the Taylor Swift / Harry Styles public romance, Lindsay Lohan’s eternal melt-down and Rihanna’s Barbados bikini pictures. Here ya go…