For all of you who have spread the Jake Gyllenhaal gay rumor, this one is for you. I knew hunky-boy was straight! Us Weekly reports that Jake is moving in to play house with Reese Witherspoon. Jake quietly moved in to Reese’s L.A. mansion and is already a father figure to her two kids.

“Marriage is definitely what they are working toward,” a source close to the actress, 32, tells Us of the couple who’ve been together for a year.

Now I know there are you conspiracy nuts out there who will say this is just one gia-normous ‘beard rouse’. And to you I say….moving on! Leave my boy alone.

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