In the funniest news I’ve heard all day – The Real Housewives of Atlanta wigged out white girl, Kim Zoliak got booted from The Ellen Degeneres Show today.

While most of us are very relieved to hear that Ellen’s producers had the good sense to not televise this crap…Kim’s fans took to Twitter to protest prompting Kim to reply:

Calm down you guys, I did perform and its on her website…Relax have a little humor….

I posted the video below because I felt I had to just to prove that this horror actually happened. I beg you not to listen to it. It’s painful to hear and painful to watch this ridiculously untalented-middle-aged wannabe wiggle her big ass all over Ellen’s stage. Do ya’ll know this heffer claims she is 29 years old????