The new housewife on the block is a bad girl.

The new cougar on The Real Housewives of New York, Kelly Killoren Bensimon, punched her 30 year-old boy toy Nicholas Stefanov in the face “with a close fist, thereby causing (Stefanov) to suffer a laceration below (his) left eye and substantial pain.”

40-year-old Bensimon turned herself in last Thursday after being charged with assault. Meanwhile, the boy toy says this is not the first time that Kelly has beat up on him.

“I do want to work it out. But what are you supposed to do when a girl is hitting you, just sit there like a punching bag?” said the battered boyfriend. “If I had hit her, I’d be sitting in a jail cell right now.”

That’s doubtful. Chris Brown is still walking around free riding wave runners and shit.

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