The UK Daily Mail posted these great pictures of a topless and tattoo covered Peaches Geldof this week, and for some reason they totally caught me off guard.

peaches topless

I’m a huge fan of body art and self expression, but the placement of this newly divorced chick is so odd and random that it makes me wish there were some kind of ‘you can’t be a young idiot when you get ink’ law.

Among the pieces of ‘art’ is a daisy chain which stretches from her knee to her chest. But other works are dedicated to ex-boyfriends and the teenager’s estranged husband Max Drummey.

The words ‘Ex Valentine’ around the top of her left arm are understood to be a reference to old flame Faris Badwan, frontman with The Horrors.

You can CLICK HERE to read more about what these scattered and random tat’s mean, or you can CLICK HERE to see the entire uncensored set that is mos def NOT SAFE FOR WORK.