Just when you think people can’t get any more stupid. Some idiot drunk-driver was pulled over on New Year’s day in Australia for speeding. To talk himself out of a speeding ticket, he shrewdly told the police officer that he was in a big hurry because he was on his way to pick up Aussie-visiting Paris Hilton and Brandon Davis. (Greasy Bear wasn’t down-under…and this dude is clearly out of the celebrity gossip loop because Paris hasn’t been seen with GB for about a year.)

Wisely, the cops weren’t buying it and he was given a breathalyzer test. Of course he was well over the legal limit and when they searched his car they found cocaine and pills. Surprisingly the Hilton name dropping didn’t help him at all…he was charged with possessing a prohibited drug, two counts of possessing or attempting to possess a prescribed restricted substance and driving with an expired license.

Although Paris had absolutely nothing to do with this idiots drug arrest, I still think she somehow is partially to blame. Stupid begets stupid.

Paris Hiltons Name Dropped In Drug Bust