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Check out this picture from Paris Hilton’s birthday party in Las Vegas (Yes, the one her parents were at).

It would seem that this girl was absent from school the day they discussed the meaning of the word modesty. You know, I’m starting to think that her slutty exhibitionist behavior is just not Paris’s fault. Isn’t keeping your legs together when you have a dress on something your mother teaches you at a very early age? We should really be blaming that Kathy Hilton for all of Paris’s debauchery.