Paris Hilton and her giant blonde extensions strike again, this time promoting some soda in Australia. It’s about time some other country took her for a while. She is really just too much for one country to handle 24/7.

She’s lucky that we are an evolved society now, back in the day if you were sent to Australia that meant you were an un-reformable criminal or malcontent. I’m sure if they had ultra-slutty heiresses back then they would’ve been sent there as well.

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